You know, you ALMOST feel sorry for him.
Is that REALLY who you believe God is?
The pre-conference seminar looks like it’s going to be a lot of fun. If you have a penis, you get to listen to Doug Wilson pull stuff out of his ass about the church. Otherwise it’s a fun-filled day with women who have been colonized by or descend from a Wilson male!
Don’t believe your instincts. You should definitely start disciplining them as soon as possible, because if you don’t, the evil that is inside will completely corrupt them.
Uhhh… I mean, yes, we were listening to the entire long prayer. The WHOLE thing.
Someone needs to invent an alarm clock that just says “Amen” once.
Looking pretty hard. They’re looking under the couch AND under the cushions, so there’s some pretty thorough searching going on.
What looks like Doug Wilson, sounds like Doug Wilson, talks like Doug Wilson, and screws people like Doug Wilson? His number one fan!