Breaking News – CREC Statement!

Breaking News! The CREC has issued a statement condemning Pastor Doug Wilson’s recent post, “Jezehellsbells” as “…speech and practice unbecoming a minister” and “engaging in retaliation against Natalie Greenfield.” Read the whole statement here:

http://crechurches.org/documents/announcements/2015-A-Christian-Rebuke.php

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And he said unto them

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As a controversial pastor, you’d think that Doug has gotten used to being embroiled in controversy and could function smoothly by this point. Instead,  he informs us that he was ‘forced’ to bring up irrelevant videos of Natalie’s husband in order to defend himself.

It’s like how Jesus was forced to defend himself by killing the High Priest and Pilate.

Stop making me hurt you

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Linking to these videos is not retaliation, and it is not provocative. It is not gasoline on the fire. This is the kind of thing I have been laboring to prevent, not for my own sake but for the sake of others. I told Natalie in an email a while ago that it was not possible to dig up half a corpse. But if you insist, if you demand, if you keep it up, if you finally get your story on Jezebel, the rest of the corpse comes too. So this is where we now are. You wanted the whole story, and we are almost there. Unfortunately, for all you angry Internet personnel out there, this is just one more instance of you swinging at one person like me and hitting Natalie instead.

An excellent way to prevent people being harmed by information is to NOT USE THAT INFORMATION TO HARM PEOPLE.  Doug, the victim, was forced by the internet mob to post links to Natalie’s husband’s performance art.

Doug Wilson cannot prevent abuse, because, as he as proved in this post, he is abusive and manipulative.

Not an attack

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Pastor Doug writes: 

Linking to these videos is not retaliation, and it is not provocative. It is not gasoline on the fire. This is the kind of thing I have been laboring to prevent, not for my own sake but for the sake of others. I told Natalie in an email a while ago that it was not possible to dig up half a corpse. But if you insist, if you demand, if you keep it up, if you finally get your story on Jezebel, the rest of the corpse comes too. So this is where we now are. You wanted the whole story, and we are almost there. Unfortunately, for all you angry Internet personnel out there, this is just one more instance of you swinging at one person like me and hitting Natalie instead.

If you have to say so many times that you are not attacking someone, there’s a good chance you’re attacking someone.

Hey, look what showed up again

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Looks like Jezebel has uncovered a ton of information that seems to be taking the CREC investigators a long time to NOT discover.  While Mr. Booth is eyeing the furniture, it seems that Lana Turner at Jezebel has written an article.

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Updated to include an allusion to the fact that he thinks slavery is OK.

The Son of Jim Goes Forth to War

The son of Jim goes forth to war,
ten thousand fans to gain.
His doggy banner barks afar:
this blog is biblically lame;
Who best can swill his posts of dreck,
without great mental pain,
who grateful comments on each post,
praise be Doug Wilson’s name!

Set to the tune of “The Son of God Goes Forth to War” (Lyrics)

Christ Church has provided a really nice recording, so you can hear the original.

(Thank you, Daniel!)